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Mens Cactus Swimwear

$29.95 AUD

Don’t you just love long, curved, juicy, bulging things?

This red, white and green greatness is waiting to be part of your summer swimwear wardrobe. It’s hard not to get them wet and see them become swollen from the absorption. Make sure you take them out for your next beach outing. As these are must for any swimsuit collector.

100% locally designed

100% polyester material

100% wore by you

*Disclaimer – do not place long, juicy, SPINEY objects near your eye. 

Masculine Sizing Charts

Shirts & Singlets

Size (cm) Chest Waist
Extra Small (XS) 80 – 86 72 – 76
Small (S) 86 – 94 76 – 81
Medium (M) 94 – 102 81 – 89
Large (L) 102 – 112 89 – 99
Extra Large (XL) 112 – 122 99 – 109
Double Extra Large (XXL) 122 – 132 109 – 119
Triple Extra Large (XXXL) 132 – 140 119 – 127
Four Extra Large (XXXXL) 140 – 148 127 – 135

Swimwear & Shorts

Sizing Active Pride Active Pride Streamline Budgy Smuggler Speedo
26″ (66 cm) XXS XS 26 8
28″ (72 cm) XS S 28 10
30″ (77 cm) S M 30 12
32″ (82 cm) M L 32 14
34″ (87 cm) L XL 34 16
36″ (92 cm) XL 2XL 36 18
38″ (97 cm) 2XL 3XL 38 20
40″ (102 cm) 3XL 4XL 40 22
42″ (107 cm) 4XL 5XL 42 24

Feminine Sizing Charts

Shirts and Singlets

Size (cm) Chest
Double Extra Small (XXS/6) 82
Extra Small (XS/8) 87
Small (S/10) 92
Medium (M/12) 100
Large (L/14) 104
Extra Large (XL/16) 109
Double Extra Large (XXL/18) 117
Triple Extra Large (XXXL/20) 122

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